Every Day is Christmas and Every Night is New Year’s Eve


From New Orleans to Detroit City, Dallas to Pittsburgh, PA, here’s the Top 20 hits from March 1, 1986:

20. That’s What Friends Are For-Dionne & Friends

This was a song originally recorded by Rod Stewart for the Nightshift soundtrack in 1982 and written by Burt Bacharach and Carole Bayer Sager. Dionne assembled her ‘friends’ to record this and donated the proceeds to AIDS research, so the fact that this was a #1 hit on the Pop, Soul and AC charts meant all different types of people supported this cause and contributed to an over 3 million dollar donation to a help cure a disease that many did not understand and most feared. Plus you had 4 superstars singing together which was historic in itself. Between them, they are responsible for 157 Top 40 hits.

19. Nikita-Elton John

Elton is back to back with himself and his first Top 10 in almost two years. This is a very Russian Top 20 and the music reflects the challenges of our relationship with the USSR. Nikita uses our chilly relations as a backdrop for a romance that will never be with George Michael vamping at the end.

18. Day By Day-The Hooters

Really? The Hooters? That’s the name you guys decided on? Nina Blackwood claims that they named themselves after a nickname for a melodica. But guys, there’s a chain of restaurants with that name. Who are you foolin’? You knew what you were doing, which makes the famous quote from Bob Geldof – “Who are the fucking Hooters?” – even funnier.

Eric Bazilian, Rob Hyman and producer Rick Chertoff released two well-crafted albums of progressive pop under the name Baby Grand in the late 70s, if that’s your thing. It sure is mine.

17. R.O.C.K. In The U.S.A.-John Cougar Mellencamp

JCM is on name change #2 for his group of Scarecrow hits. This was the closest he’d get to another #1 hit, peaking at #2 behind Rock Me Amadeus, the only other time in the 80s that we picked German over American outside of car choice. Also, JCM tells us to ‘don’t forget James Brown‘. We won’t. He’s in the Top 5.

16. Russians-Sting

Russian song #2 – Sting addresses the threat of a possible nuclear war and our growing feeling of hysteria by pointing out that maybe the Russians love their children too. We’re all the same you know, except for the people pushing the button. Three years after this was a hit, they tore down the Berlin Wall as Sting was in the middle of some mindblowingly chill tantric sex.

15. Conga-Miami Sound Machine

Done being scared? Time to do the Conga, even if you’re not at a wedding reception. Miami Sound Machine was the answer to what happens when Rico & Lola start a band at the Copacabana.

14. Burning Heart-Survivor

The higher up the chart, the less patience we have for those Ruskie bastards. I like to call this one Eye of the Siberian Tiger. Did you know that the lead singer on this song is different than on Eye of the Tiger? Did you know that when Survivor spoofed themselves singing a version of Eye Of the Tiger in a Starbucks commercial they used the wrong lead singer?

13. Tarzan Boy-Baltimora

OHW – I get the feeling that this song was written after a late-night round of Pitfall on Baltimora’s Atari 2600. This song almost made the Top 40 again in 1993 after its release on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III soundtrack. And if this song sounds like it should be selling mouthwash, it eventually did.

12. King For A Day-Thompson Twins

One of my favorite bands of this era. The Thompson Twins were 7 members full on their debut album in 1981. Here’s To Future Days was the last as a trio before they became two, still not twins. King For A Day was their second Top 10 single from this LP, produced by Nile Rodgers. Tom Bailey put out his first proper solo album in 2018 and it’s definitely worth a listen.

11. A Love Bizarre-Sheila E.

What’s lost to history is how much of an influence Sheila Escovedo was on Prince. Because if all you knew of her music was The Glamorous Life and this jam, both written by the Purple One, you might lump her in the same group as Vanity & Appolonia. But she was playing with George Duke and jamming with her father, Pete, way before Prince ever bought a Polymoog and high heels.

10. These Dreams-Heart

Heart would eventually get their first #1 song with this one and would do it with Nancy Wilson on vocals, which is probably what prompted Ann to blow the doors off on their second #1, Alone.

9. Secret Lovers-Atlantic Starr

Cheating songs will always have a place in music. I don’t know why. What couple is buying this single? Is there such a thing as illicit 45 listening get-togethers? When would it be appropriate to slow dance to this?

This song is equal parts sad – the woman is at home waiting for the guy to call. Girl, turn on Oprah while you’re waiting – and funny, with the line “in the middle of making love, we notice the time” No one has ever thought of checking a clock while they’re getting it on unless they are super bored of each other. Or they are the stealthiest cuckolds this side of White Plains.

8. Silent Running (On Dangerous Ground)-Mike + The Mechanics

The first non-Phil member of Genesis to hit the top 40 with the ubiquitous Paul Carrack on lead vocals. This #6 song was from a movie called On Dangerous Ground but more likely was about the 1972 film, Silent Running, both of which no one saw except Roman DeBeers. Oh wait, he’s into hard sci-fi.

7. Life In A Northern Town-Dream Academy

Is this what the Mod Squad would sound like recording Sgt Pepper? Or maybe look like? Produced by David Gilmour of Pink Floyd this is the song that sends me right back to the winter of 85/86. Did they borrow something from She’s Leaving Home because that 3rd verse leading into the chorus gets me every time, just like the Beatles did.

6. When The Going Get Tough, The Tough Get Going- Billy Ocean

Michael Douglas. Kathleen Turner. Danny DeVito. Billy Ocean. Magic.

5. The Sweetest Taboo-Sade

In the past 35 years, Sade has only released 6 studio albums but the band has sold over 75 million worldwide. That is primo bang for the buck. But if they released much more music then we would have population explosions all over the world cause it grooves so hard and we’re already overpopulated. So is Sade the greenest band in the world?

4. Living In America-James Brown

Alan Hunter says that it’s been a decade since JB has had a Top 40 hit. Actually, it’s almost 12 years since Papa Don’t Take No Mess reached #31. Written by Dan Hartman & Charlie Midnight this was JB’s Top 40 swansong, wrapping up the funk with an “I feel good!” And it gets a good spoof by Weird Al to boot.

3. Sara-Starship

There was so much talk about what a piece of shit We Built This City was that people forget Starship followed that up this gentle mid-tempo ballad that wasn’t half-bad. At least you can enjoy the confusing video that begins with Mickey Thomas dreaming about his girlfriend Rebecca DeMornay and his mom dying in a tornado. Ah, sweet fantasy.

2. How Will I Know-Whitney Houston

A rare dance hit from Whitney as she keeps the vocals fairly under control. Written by the same folks who would write I Wanna Dance With Somebody, those seemed like simpler times when Whitney was collecting #1s in a barrel and was one step closer to Bobby Brown.

1. Kyrie-Mr. Mister

And on the first day of March, the Lord sayeth I will give you mercy. And the prayers of the Los Angeles quartet, Mr. Mister were answered. The only song title in Latin to hit #1, I believe. I’m not a Celtics fan but please tell me they play this every time Irving dunks.

And there you have it, the Red Dawn Top 40.

Let’s Go Make Some Noise


What were you doing on the precipice of Spring 1986? Did any of these 45s enter your bag at Record World’s check out? Let’s peruse the Top 40 from March 1, 1986, and find out.

40. Calling America-Electric Light Orchestra

Electric Light Orchestra had quite a run on the Pop charts with this their 20th & final Top 40 hit, eventually reaching #18. Had Jeff Lynne not split them up to become a future Wilbury, there’s no telling how many more hits they might have had.

39. Tender Love-Force MDs

OHW – From the soundtrack to Krush Groove, here’s a Top 10 slow jam from a former hip hop turned doo-wop vocal group called Force MDs. Written by Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis the song is effectually over in two minutes but somehow they stretch that piano riff out for another two. Someone, please explain why.

38. No Easy Way Out-Robert Tepper

One of the more stereotypical 80s sounding hits from the Rocky IV soundtrack. Just by listening to this song you can imagine those revenge training montages. Robert also co-wrote the Benny Mardones hit, Into The Night, so is that two strikes?

37. Needles & Pins-Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers & Stevie Nicks

Stevie is an honorary Heartbreaker in more ways that one and she donned the scarves again joining Petty and the band on stage during their Southern Accents tour for a live duet cover from the other Liverpool band, The Searchers. Needles & Pins was originally a hit in 1964 and in 1979 they recorded a Tom Petty track, Lost In Her Eyes, so this was life coming full circle.

36. Goodbye Is Forever-Arcadia

Duran Duran was so big that even their offshoots had multiple hits. Between the studio albums Seven & the Ragged Tiger & Notorious, there racked up a total of 7 Top 40 hits from Arcadia (the most Duran-sounding) along with the Power Station, and John & Andy Taylor solo. That doesn’t count the 3 Duran Duran releases that were hits too. This was the 2nd Top 40 hit from So Red The Rose peaking at #33.

35. He’ll Never Love You (Like I Do)-Freddie Jackson

The most successful Jackson on the Soul charts after Michael was Freddie racking up 8 #1s between 1985-1988. That only translated to minimal crossover action for the former Mystic Merlin singer as this rare upbeat jam was FJ’s 3rd Top 40 out of a total of 4.

34. Night Moves-Marilyn Martin

Marilyn Martin’s career was red hot as the year turned to 1986. She was coming off of a duet with Phil Collins called Separate Lives which hit #1. She sang backup on Stevie Nicks’ newly released LP, Rock A Little, including I Can’t Wait which was one week away from entering the Top 40. Plus Marilyn had her first solo Top 40, a song she co-wrote with John Parr & Jon Astley, which would peak at #28. Bu then the fickle record industry cast her aside replacing her with far less talented substitutes, though she’d team up again with Stevie singing on her 24 Carat Gold world tour in 2016.

33. Manic Monday-The Bangles

The story goes that Prince saw this band play in L.A. after the release of their first album, went home, wrote this song and offered it to them, which became their first hit, topping out at #2 while Prince’s Kiss was #1.  Who’s the boss? Although I can’t imagine Prince ever had a scenario where he had to worry about being late to anything. The man knew no time. I’m sure 9AM on Monday felt the same to him as 3AM on Thursday.

32. The Sun Always Shines On TV-A-Ha

NAOHW – It’s the favorite Norwegian band of the old white guy who hangs out at My-T-Sharp barber shop in Queens.

31. Another Night-Aretha Franklin

What amazed me about the 60’s nostalgia in the 80s, the music always seemed to favor the soul artists, starting with The Big Chill soundtrack. The week features James Brown, Stevie Wonder, Dionne Warwick and Miss Aretha Franklin in the midst of her glorious 80s comeback delivering her 4th Top 40 single from Freeway of Love.

30. Let’s Go All The Way-Sly Fox

A rare blast of ’70s inspired P-Funk in 1986 mixed in with some old school hip-hop, courtesy of the Boogie Boys. Damn, how did that happen?

29. Rock Me Amadeus-Falco

Our 80s obsession with Mozart culminated with this Austrian rap “rock” hybrid tribute from Falco whose Der Kommisar was a hit for After The Fire 3 years previous. Depending on which side of the 45 you played, you either got the German rap with the ‘Ama-deus, Ama-deus‘ chorus or some mildly interested narrator giving a quick biography on Amadeus’ life. This went to #1 for 3 weeks and no doubt led to countless Baby Mozart CDs all of whose importance in making children smarter has been debunked.

28. Digital Display-Ready For The World

The pride of Flint, MI (and they need some) followed up their #1 hit Oh Sheila with this ode to a full figured girlfriend, whose digital display they were fond of playing with. What the hell does that even mean? Actually, I’m feeling some of that pride disappear.

27. (How To Be A) Millionaire-ABC

A Top 20 hit during and for one of the greediest decades. A little over a decade later we had a game show that answered this question.

26. Beat’s So Lonely-Charlie Sexton

This Top 20 song has been lost to time, even sounding out of place in 1986. Charlie, looking a cross between Matt Dillon & Edward Scissorhands,  released his debut album, Pictures For Pleasure, when he was only 17. Beat’s So Lonely was his only charted Hot 100 hit.

25. This Could Be The Night-Loverboy

After releasing lots of high energy rock at the beginning of the decade, Loverboy starting slowing down, releasing more ballads and with every one it made you wish that this was your last night.

24. I’m Your Man-Wham!

Wham! kept up their string of Top 10’s with 45 release of the Motown stomp I’m Your Man. Then topped off its success with a George Michael solo record and an announcement that they were splitting up. We’ll also hear George later sing backup on Elton John’s Nikita.

23. What You Need-INXS

I was surprised when this song hit the top 40, not because it wasn’t good but because US radio had been ignoring some of the better singles of theirs, like Original Sin and This Time, the lead release from Listen Like Thieves.

22. Stages-ZZ Top

A forgotten Top 40 for a set on cruise control, writing and recording the same song over and over in the 80s. It might be about being on tour. It might be about an everchanging relationship. It might be about their portfolio growth. At least they were 30 years ahead of their time on beard grooming.

21. Sanctify Yourself-Simple Minds

Every time I heard a priest say the word sanctify in church, I immediately starting singing this song in my head. By the time I was done, so was church. Halleluiah!

So we end the first 20 with some blessings from above. Will there be more divine intervention in the final 20? I’ll write about that later in the week.


Put The Needle On The Record


The hits get bigger while your patience gets smaller. We’re halfway up the mountain of popularity for the week of February 20, 1988.

20. Endless Summer Nights-Richard Marx

Pop radio was morphing into two factions as the 80s wore on – pop dance and pop AC. You had to pick a side to get some play and Richard was happy to pick the softer group.

19. Push It-Salt N Pepa

Otherwise known as the Bullshit song. This ‘remix’ of the original comes off as more of a club song than a rap record. It barely shows what Salt and/or Pepa can bring to the table. Luckily they had more opportunities to show us in the 90s.

18. Just Like Paradise-David Lee Roth

The fact that the bulk of Van Halen fans hung on to Van Hager proves how thin David Lee Roth’s act became. On his new album, Skyscraper, he’s a rock climber. Get the metaphor? How witty. This song still made the Top 10 and most people forget it exists.

17. Everywhere-Fleetwood Mac

See #20. Get in where you fit in. Tango In The Night was the true sequel to Rumours, where the lies and bitterness are soothed by mountains of money.

16. I Found Someone-Cher

A song co-written by Michael Bolton and once recorded by Laura Branigan was resurrected by Cher. I’ll watch Cher act in just about anything (well, anything before the surgeries) but her music career and song choices, while highly successful over many decades, is bafflingly horrible.

15. Hazy Shade Of Winter-The Bangles

For a band so influenced by 60s pop, this was inevitable and the inspired choice of an obscure Simon & Garfunkel cover was recorded for the soundtrack to Less Than Zero. They would have one more year of chart success before they split and, regardless of their many reunions, would never hit the charts again.

14. Need You Tonight-INXS

I was a big fan of INXS but with Listen Like Thieves, I saw the writing on the wall. Cut to Kick and this track, their only #1  sounded like the thinnest song in the world. The band is hardly even there. Why wasn’t this just a Michael Hutchence solo record?

13. Pump Up The Volume-M/A/R/R/S

Novelty hits were rare commodities in the late 80s, but no one could deny the power of this funky jam. Born out of a collaboration between members of A.R. Kane and Colourbox, it was highly influential in the early UK house scene and notable for a barrage of samples from James Brown, Kool & The Gang, Rakim & Chuck D as well as the Bar-Kays Holy Ghost and Ofra Haza’s Im Nin Alu.  Plus the first breakdown [the before “watch me, yeah, do it”] is super fresh.

12. I Get Weak-Belinda Carlisle

It’s all in the title.

11. Can’t Stay Away From You-Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine

Every year this same group of folks would release an LP with a new band name. First Miami Sound Machine then Gloria Estefan & Miami Sound Machine and then just Gloria Estefan so, less jarring than the John Cougar evolution, less coy than the Sergio Mendes conglomerates. A Latin band that had too many ballads.

10. I Want To Be Your Man-Roger

The only Top 40 success that Roger and/or Zapp had, save for California Love with Dr Dre & Tupac in 1996. What exactly was thinking behind a ballad with this much talkbox on it? How do you get someone in the mood blowing through a spit filled tube while your teeth are rattling out of your mouth?

9. Don’t Shed a Tear-Paul Carrack

The man who played with Ace, Squeeze, Nick Lowe, Roxy Music and Mike & the Mechanics gets his one and only Top 10 hit here, sitting at its peak. He should have had more big hits until we heard The Living Years and we banished him for life.

8. Never Gonna Give You Up-Rick Astley

See #39 or get Rick-rolled.

7. She’s Like The Wind-Patrick Swayze

The Dirty Dancing soundtrack was in full swing and was such a chart monster that they starting releasing the album filler which became hits too.

Feel your breath in my face, your body close to me. Can’t look in your eyes. You’re out of my league.” Now think about a guy in his 30’s singing that to your 17-year-old.

6. Say You Will -Foreigner

Foreigner had one speed from 1977-1979: horndog. From 1981-1988 they had 2 speeds: horndog and tender horndog. This is from the latter.

5. Hungry Eyes-Eric Carmen

Believe it or not Eric’s last Top 40 hit was only 3 years previous to this one, but it felt like he’d been gone for a decade. Another predatory Dirty Dancing entry, but for Eric Carmen, if it made a new generation ask “Who are The Raspberries?” then so be it.

4. Father Figure-George Michael

George Michael was one talented dude. I was a fan of Wham! and all of his solo ventures. He had the world at his feet with the ability to create some deep and beautiful music that might blow our minds one day but instead, he turned away from that opportunity. That’s a story for another day.

Father Figure is a fucked up song, maybe even a cry for help, but definitely one we need to retire from public airplay. People have tried to rationalize or talk away the creepiness factor, but calling yourself a father figure to someone, wanting to be naked at their side and singing in the sexiest voice possible opens yourself up to this kind of criticism. Remember he’s not asking to be one, he’s telling and he refers to the other person repeatedly as baby, with tiny hands and the eyes of a child. The video where he plays a taxi driver stalking a model doesn’t assuage this icky feeling.

Read the lyrics and tell me what you think, because just when you think it couldn’t be about one thing his choice of words negate that. And words matter.

3. Could’ve Been-Tiffany

Just because a mall spawned her does not lessen the fact that what goes for Debbie goes for Tiffany.

2. What Have I Done To Deserve This?-Pet Shop Boys with Dusty Springfield

Something good in the Top 3. This was written for Dusty while they recorded their first album, but she passed. After the album’s success and a second plea, she accepted. Supposedly she was living in some fleabag motel after nearly a decade and a half of recording with no success in England or in the U.S. She knew that soul came from the heart, not the throat (hear that, Michael?) which is why her voice sounded so honest and true. The compliment to Neil Tennant’s near-deadpan singing style and lush production made this jump out on the radio every time it was played. I could listen to Dusty vamping, as she does at the end, forever.

1. Seasons Change-Expose

Seasons change. People change. That apathetic sentiment is not even good enough to go on a $1 Trader Joes greeting card. This was the most popular song of the week? For this to be #1 is like Geraldo opening Al Capone’s vault – all buildup, full letdown.





Love Songs And Lonely Hearts


Let’s jump back into the Top 40 from February 20, 1988:

34. Twilight World-Swing Out Sister

The follow-up to their smash, Breakout, so Not-A-One-Hit-Wonder [NAOHW], which is probably why this jazzy pop number made it in. Its cool sophisticated 60s martini and spies vibe masks the fact that the song is about fighting depression. Great production and smooth vocals by Corrine Drewery.

33. 853-5937-Squeeze

NAOHW [And I’m not including Tempted which missed the Top 40] A gimmicky yet catchy pop songs from the masters Difford & Tilbrook from an LP, Babylon & On that I wore the grooves down to dust. Funny how dated the tale of a catching a possible cheater is when framed around an answering machine.

32. Rocket 2 U-The Jets

Not many Mormons in Minneapolis, but all 8 of them gathered together to form the family act, The Jets and have 5 Top 10’s in the 80s, including this one with a spelling nod to Prince.  8 kids? How did anyone make any money on this deal?

31. Sittin’ On The Dock Of The Bay-Michael Bolton

For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman. So I’ll pass.

30. Pop Goes The World-Men Without Hats

NAOHW – This Canadian trio featuring two brothers proved that simple and dumb can be catchy and fun. Love the call back to The Safety Dance during the bridge.

29. Because of You-The Cover Girls

Because of the success of another 3rd generation copy of the Supremes called Expose. Because the gimmick was a “Latin” take on Motown. Because it generated even blander faceless trios [Sweet Sensation, Seduction, other S groups…] This forgettable trend in dance music was because of you, Lewis A. Martinee.

28. Hysteria-Def Leppard

After the 1984 car accident where drummer Rick Allen lost one of his arms, many never believed he would play again or that the band Def Leppard would continue. But after 3 long years of learning how to drum with his legs, DL released Hysteria, which spawned 6 Top 40 hits. What a nice comeback. And that’s where it should end.

By the way, they should not be in the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame – case in the point, this song. Also, they are not nor never were heavy metal – case in point, this song.

27. Man In The Mirror-Michael Jackson

If the faux gospel and preachiness don’t get you then maybe the irony of Michael looking in a mirror and wanting to make a change does.

26. I Want Her-Keith Sweat

The former stockbroker who only knew six notes sang the hell out of them into a long new jack career. We used to have a local classified paper around here called Iwanna. Had they licensed this song for commercials they’d still be around.

25. Be Still My Beating Heart-Sting

I love The Police and can’t argue with them for going out on top. But had Sting brought this song to the band, they would have replaced the mellow with tension and stripped it down to the bone, turning it from a song to fall asleep to one you’d fight alongside in a pub. Wait Andy Summers places on this? So it was Stewart he had to get away from?

24. Out Of The Blue-Debbie Gibson

“When did we start listening to pre-pubescent white girls? I must have missed that meeting. We have at our fingertips the greatest minds of all time, the knowledge and history of the great thinkers, of all fucking time. But no, what’s that little white girl saying?” I miss Bill Hicks.

23. I Live For Your Love-Natalie Cole

In 1967 the Grammy for Best Female R&B vocal was created. Aretha Franklin won the first eight. Who stopped that streak? Miss Natalie Cole. She was a badass with an amazing voice. We should be praising her more. Why don’t we? Because of aural Nyquil like this. Song choice is everything.

22. Love Overboard-Gladys Knight & the Pips

Now we’re talking. Another great soul singer who knew the sweet spots in every song. This was their first Top 40 hits in 13 years. What did I just say about song choice? The Pips “retired” right after this hit. I met her once around this time and she was pure joy.

21. Tunnel Of Love-Bruce Springsteen

It’s amazing how quickly Bruce came down from his high between 1984-85. Born in The USA had 7 Top 10 hits but his followup only generated 2 Top 10 hits, the title track being one of them. And that’s just how he planned it. Because now he could do what he wanted for the rest of his career, write and play whatever he felt and still be the Boss, even if that includes a solo show on Broadway for $500 a seat.


Patience and Money


[In the spirit of others such as JB, WM & KB, who have done this before better and are more entertaining, I am taking a crack at analyzing an American Top 40 countdown.] 

If you had Sirius XM in the late 2000s you might have caught an airing of an old 80s American Top 40 countdown with Casey Kasem on the 80s on 8 channel. At some point, they were discontinued and only the 70s channel aired AT40s. The 80s channel instead rebranded the AT40 as the Big 40 countdown referencing the same Billboard Pop charts that Casey used. It was and still is hosted by MTV’s former original DJs Mark Goodman, Nina Blackwood & Alan Hunter [Martha Quinn was involved early on but dropped out.].

In some ways, this newer countdown is superior to Casey’s. For example, since they are not pressed for time the way Casey was nor do they have to stop for commercials, they will use the full single or sometimes the album versions of songs. They will also add in some interesting stories about the artists and/or songs that I have never heard before.

And just like AT40 they will also make an occasional mistake, like the name-checking the wrong album and listing incorrect facts among other slipups. But in this day and age of simple fact-checking as opposed to the endless research the AT40 staff had to perform, I find these errors are sloppy and ridiculous. Nevertheless, the show is entertaining and I will listen to it multiple times to my families delight, horror and the delight again.

This week they played the Top 40 hits from February 20, 1988. Let’s dig into the first six:

40. Live My Life-Boy George

From a movie no one saw (Hiding Out) comes George’s first solo Top 40 single. It never climbs any higher. He’d hit the Top 40 again in 1993 with another soundtrack song, The Crying Game. Produced by the Pet Shop Boys, it reached #15 in the Spring of 1993.

39. Tell It To My Heart-Taylor Dayne

We were entering a new phase of very very white people trying to sound very very black. To me, this is interesting programmed synth pop, dance music that no one danced to. Taylor and this sound were ubiquitous on the radio during the late 80s. Lucky us.

38. I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man-Prince

The 3rd Top 10 from Prince’s Sign ‘O’ The Times LP is sliding down the charts. I honestly was amazed this pop rocker was a hit. Not one of my favorites, but I love Prince and can’t say anything bad about the dude. And if this song kept Poison out of the Top 40, then it’s all good to me. Oh, and Hot Thang was the B-side. BTW he was still in his 20’s when he recorded this album. Unbelievable.

37. The Way You Make Me Feel-Michael Jackson

This is the 3rd of 5 straight #1s from this album. I was so let down by the Bad album. It sounded overproduced and watered down til there was hardly any soul left in it. People say Thriller killed Michael but it was really Bad. I often wonder what the world would be like if Michael retired after that Victory tour.

36. Got My Mind Set On You-George Harrison

A former #1 from George’s last LP. While it was good to see George get the spotlight again in 1987/1988, I always thought this song was a hokey piece of crap. Time has led me to soften my stance a bit to a silly piece of fluff. In a countdown with Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, this is by far the whitest thing on it.

35. Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car-Billy Ocean

Speaking of former Beatles, Alan Hunter talks about Ringo Starr and how creepy You’re Sixteen sounds in 2019 [True, among others…]. And that Billy Ocean stole his title from that song. [Actually, the lines in You’re Sixteen are “You walked out of my dreams and into my arms.” which is close.] He does steal “Your non-stop miracle. I’m your man.” from the Roman Holiday song One Foot In Your Back Door.

I prefer Ocean Billy.